My nose has started running...

[sandyRoe]

And it's not even November yet. Do you have symptoms that makes you think we're in for a long, cold, winter?

[DTCwordfan]

If you work for the Met Office, yes. Otherwise no.......

[beejay1124]

aunt Berthas pusscat is irritating here

[joggerjayne]

Your nose has started running?

Make sure it gets fitted for some proper running shoes, or you'll get pains in ...

Oh, hang on ...

Sorry. Wrong end of the stick.

[vulcan]

jj, that's nearly as bad as the old joke, if your nose runs and your feet smell you were born upside down.

[tamborine]

cold shoulders = time to hibernate !

[joggerjayne]

Yes, I'm sorry.

That was real "Christmas cracker" standard, wasn't it.

[scoobydooh]

yep but not bad for time of day made me smile

[joggerjayne]

yay