Retirement is Different for Everyone...
One From my American Friend...
Retirement is different for everyone
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On
the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six
old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to
the retirement village Administrator, and asked her: Do you know there are
six
ladies lying naked on your front lawn?
Yes, she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes -
they're having a garage sale.