Why not have an 'AB Bonfire Night' topic. Ed could start the fire and chucking a few unruly members on to get things going. After that would be a free-for-all until only well behaved folk were left to indulge in 'smut free' discussion.
I will make virtual cinder toffee and black treacle cake.... hot dogs in rolls with lots of fried onions and maybe someone could do some jacket spuds As Reman has a mask already I will take him out 'guying' this week end to earn money for some mulled wine... anyone got an old pram I can borrow or should I just pinch a trolley from tescos?
Ed please don't put a rocket up my rectum for my further posting which is intended to illustrate that AB is known throughout the world, and,myself being often a damp squib, I leave it to you to arrange a super night for all AB members.