Have you 4get? Bet you can't beat a shrunken head, an 6 foot bagpuss chair, mock Titanic lifebelt in the loo, animal print bed that growls when you get into it (I kid you not) and about 1/2 ton of just jumble and clutter that no-one normal would keep, like empty bottles,scripts she'd been turned down for, half finished "projects" ( think Blue Peter) and a life size gutted theatrical torso of the last man she went out with? I love my wife but she's a random messy c0w :)