At the bus stop!

cupid04 | 15:51 Fri 04th Nov 2011 | Jokes

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Jane is at the front of the queue at the bus stop. When the bus pulls up, she
realises her pencil skirt is to tight to allow her to climb aboard. She reaches
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, to give her enough slack to raise her
leg. Jane tries to climb up, but finds her skirt is still too tight. Reaching behind
her again, she tries to unzip the skirt a little more, but still can't raise her leg
high enough to get on the bus.
At this time a man standing behind her picks her up by the waist and places
her on the bus. ''How dare you touch me!'' Jane yells.
''Well, says the man, after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we were
friends!''