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Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop..
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer.' says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you ?' asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '
'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.
I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop..
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer.' says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you ?' asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '
'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.
I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
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