Me neither Prudie, I was always told green cars are unlucky, or do you mean 'green' as in environmental, not the colour ??
My grievances are :-
1. Middle lane hoggers
2. Drivers who dont indicate - or cant be bothered - are we just meant to guess where they are going?
3. 'Baby on Board', 'Princess on Board' notices...grrrrrr who cares.
4. Cars with 'Powered by Fairy Dust' plastered all over them
5. Drivers in the RH lane at roundabouts who then go straight on cutting you up
6. Drivers who dont say thank you for letting them out
7. Drivers who want a lift in your boot in the fast lane of the motorway cos you just arent going fast enough!
8. Motorcyclists who think they own both sides of the road and weave in and out overtaking at will
9. Drivers who dont have a clue there is an emergency vehicle up their a@@ waiting to get past !