"The problem of the young is to my mind always the same; how to conform and rebel at the same time, and this they’ve now solved –they rebel against their parents and conform with one another".
Quentin Crisp.
Because he was right (and still is).
(From Alien 2)
Rude showoff guy: "Do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
Tough short-haired woman: "No, do you?"
Because it's a snappy comeback.