What a stupid thing to say !!

[pusskin]

On my way out the door today to go shopping I said to husband ----

"I've put Answer bank on , ok" meaning Answer phone. lol

Whats the silliest thing you've said recently? Be honest, I wont laugh!

[pusskin]

I promise I wont laugh lol

[rozia]

I was haggling with a kitchen fitter and told him if he gives it me cheaper,he can stay over. Not realising what i'd said until my builder said hey but your married, then i realised. What i meant to say was 'he could stay for his tea'......very embarrassing, he seemed to lap up the attention though, while i went red in the face.

[firewatch]

i said to my friend the other night when she rung me 'i phoned you' i had just taken my painkillers lol

[yogi-bear]

Hi pusskin,

Without a shadow of a doubt the most silliest thing I have said recently is "Yeah, ok " when asked by Mrs Bear if it would be alright to visit her slighty mad and loopy American Auntie Joan, who lives in Sandbanks here, between now and us going away for Christmas, who looks like between Joan Collins and that evil witch in The Wizard Of Oz, and am convinced that she may one day put us in a cooking pot and eat us all.........aaarrgghhhhhhh!!

[pusskin]

ha ha .
the other day I thanked some one for me ringing me , and didnt realise till later that I had rang them! lol

[naomi24]

If you ring and I'm not in, I'll be out. :o/

[DTCwordfan]

I remember a close friend of mine discussing Princess Caroline's first marriage break-up and how the Pope had approved of the divorce as, she said, "the marriage had not been consumed."

The dinner table creased itself up in laughter.

[craft1948]

A chap once rang up to check that his number would be in the next telephone directory and that his details were correct.
I read his details out including his address which was in Sir John Hunts Court.......there was a short silence, then one of my colleagues said "What's a Hort?"

[pusskin]

ha ha keep it up, I'm having a good ole chuckle x

[Frank97]

I was talking to a friend of mine recently about my ex, so he asked me when I'd last spoken to her?
Not long ago, says I, about eight years ago I think.
He creased up.
I think it might be time to move on.

[naomi24]

When we kids were driving my mum nuts, she used to say 'One of these days, you'll find me amongst the missing!'

We always wondered where we might find 'the missing'. :o)

[Smowball]

my mobile rang whilst my husband and I were in the car and when I wouldnt answer it my husband asked why. "Because I might get a fine if I get seen I replied." My husband burst out laughing and then I realised why..... I was the passenger! Doh....