More training needed

[marval]

A man called Charlie is thrown out of his home, and decides that he needs to get a job in the world. He didn't have a lot of experience, so he thought it would be a good idea to get a job in a doughnut bar.

He talks to the manager who decides to test Charlie and see how good he is. So they do a role-play with the manager playing the customer.

The manager asks "How much are your doughnuts?"
Charlie replies "Uhm I don't know."
The manager says "No, say 10 cents."

So they have another go.

The manager asks "How much are your doughnuts?"
Charlie replies "10 cents."
The manager then asks "Are they fresh?"
Charlie replies " Uhm 10 cents."
The manager says "well, not exactly you should say yes yes very fresh."

So they try again for a third time
And the manager says "Should I buy one?"
Charlie replies "10 cents."

The manager says "well that's pretty close, you should say hurry up before someone else does."

So the manager decides to give Charlie a go, and after a few days the business is going very well, until one day a robber breaks in.

The robber says "How much have you got in that cash register?"
Charlie replies "10 cents."
The robber says "Are you trying to be fresh with me?"
Charlie replies "Yes yes very fresh."
The robber says "Alright that's it, do you want me to shoot you?"
And Charlie replies "You had better hurry before somebody else does."

[nightmare]

Marval,
May I suggest that YOU receive more training in what constitutes a joke, before submitting any more like your last two offerings

[marval]

I am off to joke school right now.