Wait till I tell you a good one... I''m getting into my car..right...and this old lady comes hobbling up to me and asked if (by any chance) I was going "be" the Sallins Road,...well..I wasn't actually...but what the hell..it's not that far out of my way...so I says "get in". So we are driving along and she is telling me how grateful she is and I'm feeling very good about myself...and I says to her "not at all, it must be very hard getting about" and she says..."Oh no... I manage fine, but I'm in a hurry to get home 'cause Crime Watch in on Radio Kildare soon and there's a lovely Guard on from Naas Station".!!!!! lol.....Bloody auld handbag!!! Im still tittering at the cheek of her. lol.