How to tell the sex of a fly

[starone]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked..

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Kill any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked..
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone".

[rsvp]

like it

[carrust]

The other way of sexing a fly is the females usually have their mouths open:-)

[marval]

HaHa

[MichaelZZ]

Reminds me of the bloke who was bragging to his mate about his knowledge of the French language. He saw a fly and said, all pompous like, "Voila, le mouche."
His mate said, "Actually, it's la mouche."
To which the first bloke said, "Blimey, you've got bløødy good eyesight!"

[atrollope]

yours is soooo much better MichaelZZ..lol..you should post that