tis a sad sad thing i have to do but the time has come

[mccfluff]

i'm going to break it to murph that there isn't a father kitkat, there is no sleigh, no team of rats and def no turkey legs

how should i do it?

this could be an incredibly painful experience

[albaqwerty]

I love the cat on the Whiskas Temptations advert. When the snow lands on its head I think, ok, what are you planning on getting your revenge on?

[marval]

I love that one too.

[mccfluff]

i avoid those ads, always leave me thinking, why didn;t i end up with a cute cat :-(

she has whiskers temptations or she did until the day i came home to find she'd knocked the pack of the shelf,along with everthing else on it, ate the lot and puked it all up all over the bathroom floor

[albaqwerty]

I had a cat who looked liked Felix. Oh lawdy, she was so not as cute as she appeared. The vicious little witch. Permamently hormonal.

My fluffy Ferdy just avoided her. Tootsie sat on top of a glass shelf and just dared you to let her jump and down on it.

[Euphemia]

Murph doesn't care tuppence about Father Kitkat. He has a bidie-in Mother Kitkat who eats out of his paws and does as he commands.