Another trucker story.

[MichaelZZ]

Naomi's "Seasonal Tale" below reminded me of the one about the trucker who picks up a "lady of the night" and, not having the luxury of a sleeper cab, they decide to make themselves comfortable underneath the truck. Before long a member of the local constabulary comes along and calls out, "Hello, hello, hello! Wot'a a-goin' on 'ere then?"
The trucker shouts back, "Er, I'm just mending my truck, ossifer."
"Oh yes?" says the cop, "I don't think so. In fact I'll give you 3 good reasons why I don't think so. First, your feet are pointing the wrong way. Second, there's two pairs of feet. And third, someone's stolen your truck."

[starone]

Hee-hee.