Memo to ones Elf...

[Lambert-Butler]

Do not try to try to have a laugh and a joke here.

[DTCwordfan]

Santa's sometimes called Lambert-Butler.
His merry eyes--a man always after the AB schuttler.
His nose and cheeks are red as a tenrec rose,
Which match all his bright red ummmy clothes.
Wearing a white beard and boots of black,
He's a jolly old elf carrying his sack.
When he farts, he cries "poo, poo, rose,"
From the tip of his hat to the end of his nose.

[craft1948]

Wasn't that you on the Graham Norton show a few years ago?

[sara3]

lol.. did I say it was me?

yes, it probably was.

impressive though, huh?

[Lambert-Butler]

Oh shut up space you are just a pregnant dolphin lol

[tenrec]

Very good DT!

[carlton23]

I just had a little chuckle, does that count as a laugh?

[Lambert-Butler]

Lol@DT

[tenrec]

A laugh is a chuckle that is out of control

[starone]

Lambert - there must have been something wrong with your jokes. Could they be offensive to someone and of course you can't put certain swear words in them although mild ones seem to get by. I know one word I put in which no doubt you will guess was replaced with sugar. Try again, but have a look at the jokes so that you can see which ones appear.

[craft1948]

Maybe they weren't offensive, perhaps the Ed just thought they weren't funny.

[Sgt.Rock]

I got banned for complaining about someone using sound-alike swear words on here!!

[sara3]

yes, S-C.

I've just realised you look a bit like a Space-Hopper

[Lambert-Butler]

It must have been the fart word then starbuck but hey no probs I am big enough to ride this out. Lol

[daisya]

Have a suspicion that LB is referring to his post being taken off to where none of us can go....never mind LB you can laugh on here...really.

[Lambert-Butler]

please can you enlighten us then Sgt.Rock how you got banned for that and you are still here????

[Lambert-Butler]

Yea I know I can daisya and thanks for that