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Calling all Liverpudlians
Scousers....Do you know there are only 11 shop-lifting days left to Christmas...
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A bus shelter.
My favourite - What is the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
(All interchangeable with other reqions of course).
And just to prove that I can tell Cornish jokes.
1. Redruth and Camborne have more bakers than anywhere else in the UK/
Why? - They are all in-bread.
2. St Just man goes to the station terminus at Penzance, up to the ticket counter. In a rich Cornish dialect, he asks
"I'd like a return ticket, please, Madam."
"Where to, Sir?"
"Bleddy well here of course, where do you think?"
A bus shelter.
My favourite - What is the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
(All interchangeable with other reqions of course).
And just to prove that I can tell Cornish jokes.
1. Redruth and Camborne have more bakers than anywhere else in the UK/
Why? - They are all in-bread.
2. St Just man goes to the station terminus at Penzance, up to the ticket counter. In a rich Cornish dialect, he asks
"I'd like a return ticket, please, Madam."
"Where to, Sir?"
"Bleddy well here of course, where do you think?"
Liverpool John Lennon International airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax and insurance and the radio was still in it.
True story - we had offices near Chester and used a limo company, Tristar. One of the drivers went with a brand new Volvo to JLI to meet an incoming employee, returning home. Just short of the airport he pulls over to check on the address and route. Goes to his trunk (boot) to retrieve his briefcase with the details and some Scouser jumps in and drives off into this awful Speke housing estate - no way he was going in there. One "lost" Volvo.
And that stalwart of the football club.....
Gerrard: "Liverpool is a magical place."
Probably explains why so much stuff disappears there...
Apparently it had tax and insurance and the radio was still in it.
True story - we had offices near Chester and used a limo company, Tristar. One of the drivers went with a brand new Volvo to JLI to meet an incoming employee, returning home. Just short of the airport he pulls over to check on the address and route. Goes to his trunk (boot) to retrieve his briefcase with the details and some Scouser jumps in and drives off into this awful Speke housing estate - no way he was going in there. One "lost" Volvo.
And that stalwart of the football club.....
Gerrard: "Liverpool is a magical place."
Probably explains why so much stuff disappears there...
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