I once had a crush on a most beautiful girl, and after a couple of months she invited me to meet with her ma and pa in their house. Well, I spent and hour or two smarting myself up and had a couple of drinks for courage, and arrived at her house looking and smelling like I owned the town. Then the door opened to reveal the dirtiest, smelliest, untidiest, home I had ever seen. I made the excuse I had left a bouqet out in the car and went to get it.
As soon as I got in the car I knew she would never be the one for me, and shot off up the road doing 70,mph, and didn't stop until I'd put several miles between her and myself...... Never saw her again.