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Can anyone help me out with some good cracker jokes?

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Rodge2 | 14:03 Tue 20th Dec 2011 | ChatterBank
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What is the fastest dairy product?

Milk, because it's past your eyes before you can see it.

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What's the fastest cake?

S'gone!

(scone)

What's the loudest cake?

MEEEEEEEEERRRRRRAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGGGGUE !!!!!!!
14:54 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?

Russell.
14:59 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Fsh.
14:59 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him
15:02 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
15:42 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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@ maggiebee - interesting - where I come from in Scotland we call them 'tumshies'!
10:52 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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What do you call a three legged donkey? ...................


A wonkey!
10:56 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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What would you get if all the cars in Britain were red?

A red carnation
10:58 Thu 22nd Dec 2011

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