I know that some of the AB members no longer believe in Santa Claus, the jolly fat guy in a red suit (some people have no fashion sense) and I feel that this is sad. So I, Santa Kittie, have decided to introduce myself to you poor souls. I am real unlike the human version of me!
My main job in life is to ensure that all the cats and kittens in the world are living in the lap of luxury and have servants that obey their every command. I also have the job of trying to ensure that all kitties in Kittie Orphanages are able to find happy homes in the year 2012 - which will be another 'Year of the Cat'.
Meowy Catmuss to one and all
Santa Kittie
PS ... if you don't tell your cat about catnip - who will?
Here is me, a busy feline, taking time out of my day to spray (nope that isn't the right word) .... spread some Christmas cheer ... and y'all don't sound cheered.
My hoooman was very overjoyed that Rover returned - she was full of negativity about his prospects.
I am off to supervise the annual Cat Carol Cacophony - last year we got three ugly Uggs thrown at us and not one pair amongst them.