Overheard on the bus

[McMouse]

Two young women discussing plans for tonight. "Let's all meet up at the pub and decide which club. Should get my first relationship of the year tonight".
I'm feeling so old.......in my day a relationship implied some form of commitment, not a drunken quickie in a back alley.

[rowanwitch]

A gay frend referred to experiences his record was 29 in one night...I am glad he is not typical

[sunny-dave]

"Buy Shares in Durex" :+0

< other prophylactic products are available >

[rowanwitch]

I want shares in the company that makes the morning after pill

[sunny-dave]

You mean co-codamol of course ...

[B00]

"in my day a relationship implied some form of commitment, not a drunken quickie in a back alley. "

Yeah but the latter was far more fun, and you don't have to talk to 'em afterwards :P

[rowanwitch]

*Chortlesplutters*

[Zhukov]

hee..heehe

[DTCwordfan]

Was this in Portsmouth by chance?

After all, the pubs back alleys would be full of seamen.

[sunny-dave]

"and you don't have to talk to 'em afterwards"

... or even before, on a good night ;+)

[rowanwitch]

Picture the scene want a cake luv....

Please

Its out in the back alley....

[jno]

a cake? Well, a tart, anyway

[McMouse]

'course I love you.......I'm f****** you aren't I?