a nice wee joke...

[piggynose]

An American photographer on holiday was inside Westminster Abbey
> taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the
> wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
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> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
> the telephone was used for.
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> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
> £10,000 you could talk to God.
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> The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
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> Next stop was in Lincoln
> There, at the cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same
> sign under it.
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> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and
> he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
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> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000
> he could talk to God.
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> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
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> He then travelled to York, Durham and Liverpool
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> In every Cathedral he saw the same golden telephone with the same
> '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
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> The American, upon leaving the N of England decided to travel to
> Scotland to see if the Scots had the same phone.
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> He arrived in Glasgow, and again, as he entered the cathedral , there
> was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50
> pence per call.'
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> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
> 'Reverend, I've travelled all over England and I've seen this same
> golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
> heaven, but in England the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it only
> 50pence here?'
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> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son .... it's
> a local call.'
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> KEEP SMILING
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> If you are proud to be Scottish pass this on!
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[Giggsie]

ha ha ha very good

[Baldric]

It was funny the first time!

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