I'm trying and failing miserably to recall which ITV Saturday morning kids' TV programme featured a large animatronic wolf (or large dog) whose usual putdown to all and sundry was 'You quilt!'. I think Yvette Fielding might have been one of the presenters, though ITV had a habit of changing their Sat morning shows every few months. The humour was fairly anarchic for the time of day with plenty of jokes more aimed at adults slipping through the net.
Cheers Einstein - slapped my forehead a few minutes after I posted this, as it occurred to me that tv.cream.org had the answer waiting for me.
Three stars for effort though! *grin*