If you been married quite a while this could be true.

[Groupie]

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, sell all my tools and stuff, right away."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other *** using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another ***?"

[RATTER15]

I like that!! :))

[JonnyBoy12]

What is the missing word, I wonder?