What to do?

[McMouse]

My fattened-up Haggis has run away.

[rowanwitch]

mines gone as well do you think they were planning on meeting up

[slinky.kate]

i will look out for it,has it any distinguishing features,if i scan it will it have info on it?will it take offense,is it thick skinned?does it know it will be butchered shortly,maybe thats why it scarpered.

[jackthehat]

oooo....that means that there may be the possibility of many mini-haggises for thems as only want 'a spoonfull'...

[rowanwitch]

She's called Moira and shes wearing a white blouse and a little tartan skirt ... she's a big lass nearly 2lbs in her skin...