Black holes!!!

[cassa333]

I have a black hole in my house.

It's a real bugger but I suppose I will just have to live with it,t not go anywhere near the event horizon and hope I don't get sucked in it.

[Mamyalynne]

I would answer but think I have fallen into mine!

[cassa333]

You have one too then?

[sammmo]

we've got one in the airing cupboard..My wife puts all the toiletries on the floor of the cupboard but when i want anything out of there it has vanished into the hole..

[cassa333]

Within the last month I have lost a M&S voucher the obligatory million half pairs of socks and my kindle charger!!!

Probably loads of other stuff I forgot I lost! lol

[andrew1707]

My sock black hole is quite selective: It only takes one sock out of each pair!

[starone]

Judging by the amount of things I can't find when I think I have put them in a safe place, my whole house is a black hole.

[Ratty2E]

It's probably just Borrowers, your stuff will be being put to good use under your floorboards.

[Hopkirk]

There is a small but powerful one in the banknote section of my wallet.

[seadogg]

Somewhere there is a vast cavern where all our much sought after stuff lives. Until it's found we just blame the dog's odd sock fetish.

[rowanwitch]

Wormhole... strange things are appearring on a small planet the other side of the Horsehead nebula... They are sending space ships to investigate the strange one legged beings who send them garments...

[flump1]

Oh blimey, we have one of these in our fridge......we put stuff in ....it disappears

[mccfluff]

i have one of those ti mainly consumes chocolate

[rowanwitch]

I have a custard vortex.... custard instantly disappears

[Baldric]

seadogg, My dogs won't wear odd socks, they demand matching pairs, two each!

;o)

[pdust]

sheesh 2short.... they go into the black hole!! pay attention now lol

[WyeDyed]

Biros too. You buy a box of them and one by one they vanish never to be seen again.

[heretic666]

They have evolved into wormholes with entry point unknown but exit point inside wardrobes. You lose chuck keys in the entry point and they come back as wire clothes hangers in the wardrobe

[Prudie]

I have one of those dedicated to teaspoons.