Embarrassing moments, whats yours?

[spotsandstripes]

So the other week I went on a 'date', to be introduced to the mother (great date right?). Anyways, she cooks us a meal, I presume he can't cook rather than wont cook. Dinner was canadian burgers, YUM, my fav...Kinda. On arrival the burger looked awesome, only to bite into it to realise it was bloody awful, instant gag reflex on the first bite, swallowing the whole lump and struggling to breathe to stop the gag reflex. The burger was just awful. I played around with it for a bit, eating the chips. We sat in his room just the two of us and he asked if I wanted a drink, agreeing he then went off leaving me alone to fetch the drinks. The dog basket being in the room, smartie pants decided to hide the burger in the dogs bed so that when the dog went to bed he'd munch his tasty snack and no one would notice. When he arrived back he must have assumed I wolfed it down and I refused extras being so full you know! ;) Wee while later the mum comes to ask me if I enjoyed the burger for Cheeko the dog to scoot in along side....Straight to his bed like some kind of sniffer dog sniffing out drugs he found the burger and pulled it out of his bed, and tucked in to his burger in the middle of the floor infront of his mum & my date. I couldnt describe the look I received from the both of them...

So tell me, Whats your cringe worthy moment?

[seadogg]

A group of us students used to climb public buildings . Coming down one dark night I heard a stage whisper "the rozzers are coming, hurry". Too much haste and I fell the last bit and flattened one of the guardians of the law beneath. Result, Bow St Magistrates Court among the prostitutes and other offenders next morning.

[beattie819]

Oh brilliant, reading this has brightened up my day. !!!!

[Ann]

I'm sure we have all done this at some time - accidentally spat onto someone you are talking to!

[smart1]

I was having bereavment counselling after the death of my mum and the counsellor was a guy of similar age to me, and not unattractive. The sessions were very informal and we just sat in chairs facing one and other.During one session he excused himself to go to the loo, and when he came back and sat down his flies were undone. This made me somewhat uncomfortable and fidgety. I then felt something on the floor by my (fidgety) foot. I ooked down to find my thong on the floor! I shuffled it behind my feet hoping for a discreet moment to pick it up, all the while thinking how it happened. The trousers I was wearing had gathered tie bottoms, and the day before when I got undressed I took everything off at once and forgot about the thong! I dread to think what it would have looked like to anyone walking in - him with his flies undone, and me with my thong by my feet!

[spotsandstripes]

boowldawgs has me in stiches lol. that is so funny. Everyones is really funny haha. Laughing away here

[kat1]

In the late 70's i went into a packed tap room full of punk rockers. Sick of listening to punk music i went to the jukebox & put a motown record on. When it came on it was Gene Pitney! They ALL started to howl to it!