It Didnt Take Long....... :-)

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# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.


# The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

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Wonder if the families with loved ones whose bodies have still not even been found are picking out the funniest joke..

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Would you have said that if it was one of your children was on a school Hoiday ( If you have any ) that was on board, Said in very bad taste Trt.