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Football fans up and down the country are bracing themselves for last minute transfer deadline day deals today.

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Philtaz | 11:18 Tue 31st Jan 2012 | Jokes
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Most of them hoping and praying they don't end up with Andy Carroll.
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the ab s have been signing in all day
12:15 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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They are also playing hunt the Tevez... if you find him you can keep him... most of the searchers are watching the clock tick down so they can say phew we are too late oh dear never mind
12:17 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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spurs might then they would have Carrol King .Nobody does it better Sorry hijacking Philtaz posting but does other teams have well know couples in their squad?
12:18 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Andy Carroll and Fernando Torres!, the only 2 things liable to be up for sale longer than a DFS sofa.    
12:23 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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I saw that one team has a player called Formica, but I think Stonecladding has yet to make an appearance.
12:25 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Man City bosses arranged to meet Liverpool for the swap of Andy Carroll for Carlos Tevez just now.

Man City were shocked to see Carroll sitting in the car as they approached with their Pannini sticker.
12:26 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Transfer Deadline Day....

...and the word is that Liverpool are after a few more right wingers...    
12:37 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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............ rather like the Liberal Democrats..............
12:38 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Due to Harry Redknapp's dyslexia,

Tottenham have put a bid in for Lady Gaga.

He'd read she was the new Maradona.
16:41 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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I'm not saying Liverpool are trying to sell Andy Carroll, but I've just seen him listed on Ebay.
16:45 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Latest deadline day transfer news ... Harry Redknapp and Lee Hughes to Wormwood scrubs.
18:56 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Latest transfer news:

Kieron Dyer is having a medical at Holby City.
21:39 Tue 31st Jan 2012

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