Dog Maths

[marval]

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them.

The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

[boxtops]

LOL, I like that :-)

[JonnyBoy12]

Very funny. Can this dog drive jeeps as well?

[marval]

Sorry, he hasn't done the jeep driving course yet.

[owdhamer]

Farmer walks into farm kitchen to find his wife sitting stark naked, legs akimbo on the kitchen table, I want a right good f___ing says the wife, so do i says the farmer i have just ploughed the wrong field.

[katburd]

good one :))

[katburd]

oooh!! I meant the dog one was really funny

[wildwood]

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