Purina Diet!

[Carakeel]

MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO (an American Pet Food Shop)

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Shiloh , the Wonder Dog and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the
way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time
in the world to think of crazy things to say.

[tank1960]

lol good that

[DTCwordfan]

very old one - Uk versions for Tescos and Sainsburys out there

[marval]

lol

[venator]

Not the same Costco, surely?

http://www.costco.co.uk/