Mistaken Identity

[seadogg]

A thread about animals reminded me of the zebra who escaped from the zoo.

Meeting a dog she said "what do you do?" The dog replied that he guarded the house and went "Woof".

Later she met a cow who replied that she gave milk and went "Moo"

Finally she met a prize stud stallion and asked her question again.

"Just take those pyjamas off", he replied. "and I'll show you what I do".

[marval]

HaHa

[peashaq]

Old lady trying to cross busy road.
Policeman - "There's a zebra crossing further up"
Old lady - "I hope it's got more luck than I have"

[beejay1124]

irishman had a pet zebra-he called it Spot

[EDDIE51]

My dog can talk
I asked 'whats that around the tree ?'
'Bark'
I asked 'whats that on top of the house?'
'Rrooff'
I asked 'how do you feel today?'
'Rruff '
clever or what ?

[peashaq]

What's black and white and eats like a horse? - I'm not going to answer this so you can all work it out for yourselves!!

[peashaq]

My dog's favourite footballer was Alan Rough.

[beejay1124]

my dogs favourite was Stan Colliemore

[peashaq]

Mine's didn't like Kenny Dalgleash.