Daft things you have done...

[tinkerbell23]

....whilst under the influence of alcohol...

I KNOW its not big, an its not clever, and we shouldnt drink over the units and blah blah blah..... Its not boasting..

Just a chuckle.....

..dont be offended!!!!

[tinkerbell23]

Oh fred!!!!!!!! Im howling with laughter here!!!!

My ex's mum ordered a new couch and it came
In two parts... Where "her bit" of the couch was ..was an empty space untill delivery..but she honestly tried to sit on the non existent couch about 9 times hahahahahaha xx

[tinkerbell23]

Dave! Nooooooooo! Do tell!?

Paul....if theyre "hot" yeah LOL x

[sunny-dave]

Many years ago - 'funny' mushrooms - not funny A&E

[andy-hughes]

As teetotaller, I have been drunk twice in my whole life - the first time just to see what it was like. During that experience, I attempted to rush into the toilet at a friend's house to relieve my aching bladder. Being somewhat tired and emotional, Ii skidded on the polished floor and smashed the toilet roll holder off its screws. My friend's parents were amazed when I fessed up and paidf for a replacement, not that i had done it, but that I had been intoxicated at the time, which they had never known before.

[Smowball]

woke up to an email congratulating me on my purchase of an £800 bed!!

[tinkerbell23]

Oh dear dave!? Moral of the story: never accept omlettes from strangers!!!

Andy god thats a sore one! A friend done that with a sink not so long ago actually :0/

That reminds me...dont know how the HELL!!!!! ....but..i sneezed once and drunkenly managed to bang my forehead off the sink!! Which was waistlength! X

[Booldawg]

lol Smowball, alchohol and internet connections are a very bad mix!

[Smowball]

Its a very nice bed though, lol!

[Smowball]

I once was sick over the side of the bed, but being dark I didnt realise I had been sick in my shoes. Went to put them on in the morning.......... : (

[funnygirl]

Jumped into a swimming pool fully dressed and with contacts in!!!

[Old_Geezer]

I understand I was daft enough to be born once.

[Old_Geezer]

And as I push the 'Submit' I see you mean being under the influence was not the daft thing you admit to having done, but an extension to the question. Oh what a wonder the non-edit faciility here is. Doesn't annoy me at all; oh no. Well I guess conceiving me might be something possibly done under the influence then.

[rowanwitch]

Never go christmas shopping after the work christmas lunch....

[paddywak]

I don't remember all I know is it must nave been good as when I walked in the pub all my mates burst out laughing. They refused to tell me what I'd done but I still knock about with the same guys and even after forty five years if the subject comes up during a "do you remember" session they still burst out laughing. The only good thing is that it's a secret know by a very small group otherwise I might be forced to move.

[tinkerbell23]

You have all really made me laugh!! Why do we do it ehxx

[karenmac60]

Went to a fancy dress party at local leisure centre and ended up breaking into the swimming pool at 5am and jumping in dressed as a pregnant nun. Could've got fired over that one cos the centre was run by the department I worked for. Oops! :)