Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

[Smowball]

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical!

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother"

2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregorivia from Bulgaria...I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"

3.harry carpenter at the Oxford-cambridge boat race 1977: "Ah, isnt that nice. the wife of the cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew"

4.US PGA Commentator : "One of the reasons that Arnie is playing so well is that before each tee shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?"

5. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed but didnt, turned to the weatherman and said" So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

I have more........

[MarkRae]

There's a famous clip of a drunken chap commentating on a river spectacle who referred to a "21 gun salute" as a "21 sung galoot"

[chaptazbru]

The Royal Arse Hortillary - priceless !!!

[FredPuli43]

Poor Ted Lowe "The pink is next to the green" in black and white? That m makes perfect sense. The green is still on its spot and the grey ball next to it is, in fact, the pink.

[Jumbo747]

Sorry, Smowball, I'm fairly new to AB - what does pmsl stand for? Tx

[Ann]

"weeing" ;) my self laughing!

[pillj123]

Thank-you so much for possibley the funniest post of the day,
Smowball....it,s made my afternoon! xx

[quinie]

Hilarious!

[sasskins]

I literally have tears on my face with laughing at 'The Royal Arse Hortillary'

[bigbadmarty]

Geat thread guys :)
Ted Lowe : "Fred Davis is abit too old to get his leg over theese days ; he prefers to use his left hand ... "

[lozzer50]

thank you for this i needed a good laugh and boy oh boy im laffing my head off !!!!

[zebo]

Wasn't is Richard Dimbleby who, commentating on the funeral of George Vi, said, "And the main body of the procession is coming into view". Took me a while, body and funeral.

[shoota]

I'm not feeling myself today.....

[Ann]

This really happened in our house at Christmas ..... I opened a Christmas card and said to OH - that's nice, its from Fat and Prank ....... we have laughed ever since!

[seadogg]

Apparently a recent competitor in Weakest link, being asked what the loosely dressed young things of the 1920's were called that rhymed with clapper, replied,
"Slapper" (ans "Flapper").