kidnapped by aliens

[Zhukov]

Why does this only happen to Americans..why do they have all the fun..?

[daffy654]

Perhaps they have stronger drugs over there ;)

[humbersloop]

Some of us are protected by owls.

[carrust]

If aliens are so intelligent why do they always kidnap idiots?

[weecalf]

If there are others out there then we are aliens so the americans have cottoned on to this

[ojread2]

Because if they abducted intelligent peoples we might have to believe it happens?

[DTCwordfan]

what's the link, Zhukov?

Don't tell me that the Zombies have snatched Whitney Houston's gold casket....surely not.

[Zhukov]

..no link sorry..I was given this info,by a wise old Owl..confidentially,of course..

[humbersloop]

The aliens kidnap our imaginary friends instead.

[jno]

not so

http://www.abcfield.force9.co.uk/ausabduct.htm

[EDDIE51]

If all the 'kidnap' stories are as vague and unreliable as the ' Oz' link provided by jno we have little to worry about.

[Zhukov]

thought i would put a jot here...We are very honoured to have an expert in the field of Aliens/UFO"s,with us today..

[anotheoldgit]

Someone call?

http://4tbbqa.bay.liv...ssic_Alien-statue.jpg

[Zhukov]

^^ your field is "Illegal Aliens",is it not,aog?

[Messi_Ten]

Aliens can't believe how dumb Americans are, that's why they're always checking them out.