RUDE JOKE. don't say i didn't warn you

shooty | 00:11 Sun 19th Feb 2012 | Jokes

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, a stunning young blonde lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?'
'Look at these breasts; they are a full 39 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .....

'Outside,.... when you said you......heard someone coming.....that was me....'

Isn't that

It's a sin !

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abiloveswine

pmsl!

shooty

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: )

johne1892

Quite an appropraite AB name considering.... :o)

tank1960

good that.

Prudie

Very funny

shooty

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my nickname @ school was 'shoot M'Lord' : )

The-Toff-

lol, sounds a bit like me.

slinky.kate

good one.

Jemisa

The oldies are the best.........

Buenchico

Hmmm:

Decision time!

Do I . . .
(a) try to pretend that I'm so pure, sweet and innocent that I don't understand the joke ;
(b) do my Mary Whitehouse impression and immediately ban Shooty ; or
(c) simply admit that Shooty has posted the best joke I've ever seen on AB ?

shooty

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BAN HIM !! : )