Is there anybody there?

WF8MAN | 15:08 Mon 20th Feb 2012 | ChatterBank

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Afternoon everybody, can anybody out there tell me why women expect men to know exactly what they're thinking, even though they know we're hopeless at it?

stuck on train

One of those days

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pa___ul3

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I've come to the conclusion that they don't really expect men to know, but it's a all a tool to make men feel guilty.
I believe that, when in school they split the classes to go over sex education, while they were showing the lads how to put a condom on a cucumber, they were teaching the girls how to mess with men's minds to manipulate them into guilt via...

15:20 Mon 20th Feb 2012

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ummmm

Ankou - you clueless idiot!!! :-)

It's probably something to do with a wet towel....

vulcan

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?" - Freud

Ankou

i don'tknow what women want but i usually give them one.

badaboom tish.

check please.

rowanwitch

We are thinking AM why can't he flush the toilet and put the seat down
PM why can't he just give me an answer when I say what would you like for dinner
Late Pm they go in the poxy laundry basket

micmak

Changing the subject, did you find Sharon the cleaner?

Ankou

we are thinking...

am - why is she talking when i am on susannah watch
pm- why is she talking when i am trying to watch columbo
late pm - why is she talking when i am trying to watch top gear

albaqwerty

ooh the complicated 'what would you like for dinner question'.
Why is the reply 9 times out of 10, I don't mind. or my favourite 'Whatever'

Anyone got a recipe for 'whatever'??

rowanwitch

Why has she dragged me into this pub with 12 pumps oh yes she wants a beer

naomi24

My husband always knows what I'm talking about. After his regular workout at the gym the other day, I asked him if he thought he'd end up with brilliant 'beer cans'. He said 'You mean a six-pack'. Yep, that's exactly what I meant. Weeellll, how am I supposed to know all these funny terms? :o)))

missprim

Woman in the kitchen,'Would you like some chicken for your dinner?'
Husband in the other room watching tele,'Yes please.'
'I wasn't asking you, I was talking to the cat!'

mccfluff

lol @naomi

i don;t understand the toilet seat thing, it takes seconds to put it back down?

WF8MAN

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micmac, I go to the centre where she cleans twice a week! I've told her the web address for the Answerbank. Now I've just got to wait, I suppose! Let's hope she thinks on and gets online.

missprim

Pure laziness mccfluff, it also saves them from lifting it when they go again.

albaqwerty

Mr Alba asks why can't I raise it after I've been.

I do ask him a similar question occasionally......