RIP Frank Carson

[Nibble]

Have a Good Sleep, Frank. It was the way you told them!!!!


Frank Carson Stand Up Jokes

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!"

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?" Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!" the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night, Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!"


They were all crackers! :-((

[anneasquith]

very sad :( i believe he did a lot of charity work in n.ireland.

[mayviabelle]

what a ledge. RIP Frank

[JonnyBoy12]

A tourist in Ireland stops to ask Paddy the directions to the nearest city.

"Is this the right way to Dublin, please"? the tourist asks.

"Well, in the direction you are heading now is is 24,999 miles but if you turn around and go the other way it is just 1 mile down the road" Paddy replies.

[welshlibranr]

met him years ago in Cornwall, we had a few drinks every night for a week, he was such a funny man!.......

[micmak]

I saw Frank in a CSE show in about 1970. He was brill. RIP Mr Carson.

[welshlibranr]

making me feel old now, Frank Carson is of my era!.........scary!.....I feel old now!.........

[Jemisa]

Frank Carson: it was the way he told them

Frank Carson, the comedian known best for his catchphrases and The Comedians, has died, aged 85. The Northern Irish stand up died peacefully at his Blackpool home on Wednesday morning after losing his battle with stomach cancer

RIP Frank. x

[trt]

'' A tourist in Ireland stops to ask Paddy the directions to the nearest city.

"Is this the right way to Dublin, please"? the tourist asks.

"Well, in the direction you are heading now is is 24,999 miles but if you turn around and go the other way it is just 1 mile down the road" Paddy replies.''

Dont get it?

[Nibble]

Must have been the way "you" told it JB ;-)