Great signs/slogans

[c00ky83]

Not quite the right section, but never mind. Seen some great signs recently:

1. on a delivery van: "R. Send - more drops than Santa"

2. a shop's opening hours listed under the heading "Shut Happens"

Any more?

[new_squizza]

i genuinely once saw a funeral director's which used the slogan "the last people to let you down"

[BigMac]

Patel & Patel, Builders... "You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"

[MsBadely]

Saw a van advertising a company that deal in 2nd hand children's clothes and furniture. The company was called 'Once Upon a Child', which wouldn't have been the name I'D have chosen!

[Quizmonkey]

There's an upmarket evening dress hire shop in my town called Hired & Chic.

[Clanad]

My favorite is an equisitely lettered sign in the medieval style on the sides of a wrecker truck "Gopher Baroque"...

[sddsddean]

On the back of a truck hauling potatoes:"In case of fire, chip pan in cab!"

[NiceCupOfTea]

In Longford town (Ireland) there's a car mechanic called 'Piston Broke'

[lankeela]

Written in dust on a lorry - 'wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this lorry' Underneath someone else has written 'she is with me'

On a tanker which is used to collect waste from septic tanks - 'The motion is carried'

[rd14962]

A leather goods shop in Brighton is named '4 SKINS'

A hairdressers in Preston 'Hairlucinations'