Tired and emotional revisited

[rabet]

Just read further down the screen and would like to make it clear that I have no connection with the "bloke with a banana up his bum", whoever that was!

[Buenchico]

Stop pretending, Rabet!
http://www.unrealityt...-a-banana-up-his-bum/
;-)

[flobadob]

rabet, don't be ashamed.; We've all stuck a banana up our butt at one time or another.

[Buenchico]

Flobadob:
I strongly object to the suggestion that I might have anally inserted a banana!!!

Now, can anyone please direct me to a website for nicely-shaped ornamental candles, please?

;-)

[rabet]

Hi Buenchico, didn't know the connection to big brother! I'm eating a banana because I've been told they contain potassium (or is it sodium?) which prevents cramp, which I get in my hands. Maybe the bum thing might be worth a try, though? Like a suppository, perhaps?

[Buenchico]

Bloody 'ell!
I can't believe that I'm posting on this thread!
I must complain to the Co-op that their wine is far too strong!

However it occurs to me that the suppository effect of a banana is likely to be considerably reduced if it hasn't been peeled, whereas peeling it might well reduce the necessary rigidity!

[rabet]

Yes, I buy wine from the Co-op, but this Pinotage is from Tesco (Sorry! But I do take my own bags). Good point about peeling and rigidity ~ I feel there is more to be explored in this direction, although surgery might be involved.

[flobadob]

Co op, co funking op? Chris I thought you were a 19 sixty bladybagherb drinker.

[rabet]

Flobadob ~ English please, on my thread!

[Buenchico]

Flobby:
There's nowt wrong with Co-op wines! (They actually have a surprisingly good, and well-priced, range. Further, they've got a shop two minutes away from mu house, which is open until 10pm every day of the week).

Anyway, you don't need to drink 1960s vintages (at ridiculous prices) to get the best wines. A 2005 St Emilion Grand Cru (which is rated as among the best wines of the last half-century) can beat anything from the 1960s (unless you're paying several hundreds of pounds per bottle).

[Buenchico]

Hmmm.

I typed 'mu house', instead of 'my house'.

Oh well, that's only one key out. I'm not really drunk until I'm several keys out ;-)

[flobadob]

Yeah, just you keep telling yourself thay(r).

[Buenchico]

LOL @ Flobby ;-)

[rabet]

Sod the oenological altercation! Can we get back to bananas, and their eff icacy as preventive medication. And what about the bittersweet memories, mentioned in my first post. Does nobody suffer from those, in the small hours? If only, if only . . .

[Buenchico]

>>>"oenological altercation"???

That sounds like a medical term for something extremely nasty!!!

I'm off to bed now but I'll leave you with a relevant link (but which, sadly, makes no reference to anal insertion):
http://www.banana.com/medicinal.html

Good night!

[rabet]

Goodnight Buenchico. Many thanks for the banter ~ hope we can do it again sometime soon ~ and you Flob. Bye!

[tinkerbell23]

Nite nite rabet..l have felt the way you do! Even in recent posts on here...... Tomorrows another day eh xx

[rabet]

Hi Tinkerbell; yes, tomorrow's another day; but it's not THAT day, is it? And that's the sadness.

[cupid04]

Tomorrow is Tuesday you know,it's already Monday. And I have never stuck
a banana up my bum, or any other fruit or veg for that matter.

[moonraker558]

Dunno what all the fuss is about.