Febr 29th .. Who wants to Marry Me ?

[MustangLady]

Ok Leap Year ... February 29th today.... so who wants to Marry Me ??? :)
I'm All Woman (though maybe not always a Lady!) Not Old (though not young) Crazy (though not Mad) Can be sensible (though not always) Not Fat (just well curved) Likes a drink (though not a drunk) Not Grey haired (currently Live XL Purple passion colour) ..... Any offers ???? :) (ps I have all my own teeth)

[sunny-dave]

... whispers to moonie ...

< I'd get a room . .. probably for at least three ... >

:+)

[moonraker558]

Dunno if they would last for three night SD.

[Mick-Talbot]

Are you scared of mice ?

[Barmaid]

ML, I can't help personally. However feel free to propose to my OH who a) is going out tonight, forgot and now desperately needs a shirt drying and ironing and b) has just gone to the shop, but I can guarantee he forgets the thing he orignially went for so I will have to go.

In fact if you can take him off my hands, I'll chuck in half a dozen eggs.

[Hopkirk]

Still peed off with him then, BM?

[Barmaid]

It's my default position right now, Hopkirk! lol

[tamborine]

mice dont bother me but beetles do, especially sticky stags in bushes

[The Builder]

........... I used to drive a Ford Mustang ....................

[mccfluff]

'especially sticky stags in bushes'

mental images

[craft1948]

It's a long time since I've had a sticky stag :-)

[Noraq]

Sore thing that..... Craft lol

[MustangLady]

LOL. Thank you all so much for your replies.. Some tempting offers here :)

[parkie]

You sound really great ML. The picture I've built up in my mind has to be seen to be believed. Unfortunately my wife won't let me go. She says after 44 years she's got too used to me but good luck anyhow.
Ps. I have all my own teeth too. Paid for every last one of them.