i'm drunk

[shooty]

is that a bad thing ?

[shooty]

obviously so

[ladyalex]

Envy is a terrible affliction, shooty.
Makes people ignore other people and everything...

[vulcan]

A person with the name of shooty must be careful when drunk.

[shoota]

'Winston, you're drunk!'
'Yes madam, you are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning.'
W. Churchill to - I can't remember.....

[shooty]

nice 1 brother : )

vulcan42, i have no idea what you mean't

[ladyalex]

I think he said it to Bessie Braddock....but perhaps not...Lady Astor, perhaps ?
Or was that the one where she said 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison'. To which he replied 'If you were my wife I'd take it.'

[shooty]

this rings a bell ladyalex. sometimes, the poison is sweeter than the spouse : )

[ladyalex]

Danger, Will Robinson...

[shooty]

are you an android ladyalex ? : )

[starone]

Depends what kind of drunk you are shooty. If you get violent then the answer is yes, but if you are a soppy old thing when you are drunk, then no.

[Zacs-Master]

I drink, therefore .....fekkd if I can rebr...remmb...hic

[shoota]

It was Bessie Braddock LadyA

[cupid04]

Don't you just love it when you lie down and the whole room spins!

[shooty]

not that drunk cupid : )

and starbuck, no one deserves to be treaten badly. so why would i want to be a villan. i'm a happy so and so : )

[cupid04]

Just giggly and happy then?

[askyourgran]

I've O'D'd on Night nurse, does that count.

[abiloveswine]

smarties used to be the answer............now the answer is alcohol

[Zacs-Master]

I know what the answer is, but what's the bleedin question?

[shooty]

oh gran. don't go showing me up on here again : )

[sfby]

Seen on Facebook...

I'm not an alcoholic - they go to meetings...

I'm a drunk - we go to parties!