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IMPORTANT HEALTH WARNING !!

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shooty | 21:16 Fri 09th Mar 2012 | Jokes
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can
sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.
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That is so good shooty, I was always a dry white girl then a mate !! god bless her soul introduced me to cabernet can't believe how much you save on the heating bills because it gives you a better glow than British Glow and now I know I can sing lol
Meant British Gas and that's without a drink lol
Good joke :-) and I like "British Glow" too :-D
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lol. : )
i'll wait till you've had a glass or two, until i listen to you sing then : )
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where can i buy this magical potion called Shiraz ?
and would i get a good price if i bought a lorry full ?
PS. i wonder how many ABers would offer to help me drink it ?
Party at yours shooty will bring a bottle
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woo hoo, i love a party : )
Very good...
lol
See what you started shooty could be the Abbers party we all have been waiting for
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Its on then, i live in Becket massachuttes (for those who was on here last night) : )
Problem is, you can't get it on prescription!

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