Gullible isn't in the Dictionary..

[EvianBaby]

Just been reminded of something I thought was funny.

Got a little airfield near here which seems to be mostly used by gliders. Bosses wife was hanging around the office one day when a glider was being towed up for a flight. Boss said to wife, "Oh look, that plane must have broken down, it's being towed". She believed him.

Every felt really dumb for believing something or saying something that made people just shake their heads and make them feel a bit sorry for you.

[Charlie911]

I was driving home with my mate from the pub late one night (I don't drink)and was stopped by a policeman standing in the middle of a dark road. He was in the middle of telling me which way to go when I complained it was going to take me an extra 20 minutes to get home. Before I could say anything ore, my 'mate' leaned across and said to the copper, 'Here' mate, don't you go upsetting him when he's had a drink.'

Not only were my keys snatched by the copper, not only was I breathalised but was given a £25 fine for wasting police time!! My mate was laughing so much he couldn't stop me taking £25 out of his wallet to pay for the fine.

Still very funny though!

[docusdooo]

My husband was asked by his mum what he wanted for his birthday last year and he asked for new guitar strings. When he opened the present he found 6 of the thick E string instead of the set of six different ones. When asked why, she said "well they will last longer won't they? being stronger than those thin ones." awww, bless.

[jd_here]

IN B n Q I asked a young assistant where the ant powder was. He dutifully showed me as I asked him if they sold Napalm. Hang on, he said, and returned about 3 minutes later with another assistant and said....."Sorry mate, we don't stock that brand"