Glasgow Pub Quiz

[missprim]

And the final question to win the £1000 is:



Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That", so what were the second two?

There was a long pause then a wee Glesga man stands up and says:
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> was it 'Ya B@stard'?

[starone]

Very chuckleworthy missprim. lol very loudly.

[Buenchico]

Since Take That's music qualifies as a form of GBH, it ought to be the right answer!

[karenmac60]

Nope, wouldn't happen. No Glaswegian would say 'take that' - it's too poofy.

[cupid04]

see you Jimmy? Followed by a Glasgow kiss?

[Wharton]

Glasgow/Glesga? - Make sure ye pick the right wan hen. ha ha liked it!

[karenmac60]

Not that either. I've never actually seen a fight in a Glasgow pub, but if I had it's be more like 'ho, ya c**t' followed by a severe doing. Not that it happens often - honestly.

[MarkRae]

> Very chuckleworthy missprim. lol very loudly.

Seriously? How I envy you!

[Wharton]

karenmac60
Byres Road - yes
Maryhill Road - naw

[cupid04]

A word of praise from markrae, surely that's worth best answer?

[mike11111]

"Please, Mister..."

Last words of a 19 year old hard Glaswegian lad in 1960 just before the trapdoor opened beneath his feet.

[MarkRae]

> A word of praise from markrae

Er...

[karenmac60]

Surely they don't fight in Byres Road Wharton? What would mother and father say? :)

[Wharton]

mike11111 - if yur ever up in Glesga, stick tae Byres Road pal.

[Wharton]

karenmac60
Probably "Issue, desist"
I was at a game at Firhill (Partick Thistle) and a guy in the crowd? shouted "The referee's a pedant."

[Wharton]

followed by
"Whit's that c**t oan aboot?"
"Who? him?"
"Naw, the pedant."

[cupid04]

Bleeding hell, it's like an episode of Taggart!

[karenmac60]

Bet he got the sh!t kicked out of him later :)

[Wharton]

cupid04 - Blythe Duff's a doll by the way.

[Wharton]

karenmac60 - of course he did hen.

[marval]

lol