Nooooo - not at all keen on hotels - its the pillows I can't bear the thought of - someone else's slobbering, sick, bad breath, nose pickings UGHHHH - if I have to stay in one I always take my own pillow, does anyone else?
Mrs O and I seem to share a sense of humour, we were buying my OH some new underpants, silk boxers, and I said to him as I paid, Where will you keep them so your wife doesn't see them? Poor girl looked like she wanted the ground to open up, we weren't particularly young, even then!