Will.

[moonraker558]

A BLOKE SAT IN THE ARMCHAIR CALLS TO HIS WIFE,

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU MY LOVE!"


SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY SOD !! "

[Cockney_si]

Saw this earlier, thought I'd share it....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[Cockney_si]

oops, sorry, will repost my joke in the correct bit....blimmin computers

[TheOtherHalf]

Both great :>)