What's the difference between diarrhoea and depression?

[Madmonks]

When you have depression you think the bottom has fallen out of your world but when you have diarrhoea you think the world has.......

[annadomino]

Hahahaha toooo funny

[DTCwordfan]

I am feeling under the weather and that's a crappy one

[Zacs-Master]

Slightly diff version:
When the bottoms fallen out of your world, drink real ale and watch the world fall out of your bottom.

[Philtaz]

Diarrhoea is hereditary.........













'Cos it runs in your jeans!

[seadogg]

My pal is so thick he thinks the Wildshitz is a mountain in Switzerland