What do your kids call you?

[mrs_overall]

I always hoped mine would keep on calling me Mummy but they all followed the lead of the eldest and I am now Muv

[craft1948]

The daughter calls me Mum................except when she's telling me off, then it's Oh Mother!!

[MarkRae]

Reminds me of an interview many years ago where Meatloaf was getting more and more infuriated with the interviewer:

Interviewer: Really? So no-one calls you Marvin any longer?
Meatloaf: No.
Interviewer: What about your parents?
Meatloaf: What about them?
Interviewer: What do they call you?
Meatloaf: They never call me.
Interviewer: No, I mean what name do they call you?
Meatloaf: They don't.
Interviewer: Why not?
Meatloaf: They're dead. [I don't think they were at the time...]
Interviewer: Oh. Sorry about that. What about your wife?
Meatloaf: She's still alive.
Interviewer: No, I mean, what does she call you?
Meatloaf: Meat.
Interviewer: Really?
Meatloaf: Really!
Interviewer: So what do your kids call you, then?
Meatloaf: Dad. What does your care-worker call you?

[mccfluff]

i call my mum, mum and my dad, dad

adults who call their kids mummuy and daddy make me cringe

[cathfromsaron]

i get the sarcastic 'motheeerrrrr' and mum!

and i'm nanny to my grandson!

cath x

[redman41]

Those that don't know me usually call me Oi !!
Maybe I shall have 'Oi' or 'Oi You' shaved on to back of my Head ! ;-))