Grandmother...
: JEWISH ELBOW
Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to stayt with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the Lift is just on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow,
press my doorbell."
"Gran that sounds easy, but, why am I pressing all these buttons with my
elbow? .........
"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"