and the moral is?...

[Jemisa]

The teacher gave her junior class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realised, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes Miss. My daddy told me a story about my Mummy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't smash, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't f**k with Mummy when she's been on the p!ss."



I love these touching stories!

[bellazella]

Not one of your best jem

[mrs.chappie]

Well it made me laugh. :o)

[askyourgran]

It made me laugh too.

[Jemisa]

I really haven't got a best bella, I think it depends mainly what mood I'm in.
I think too it all depends on what mood the readers in. Also like the old saying says "It takes all sorts"
I hope tomorrows one you'll like better bella.

jem

[bellazella]

We love you for your jokes jem

[mrs.chappie]

Aye, we do. We could ask Ed for a section just for Jem.....Jem's Gems. :o)

[Jemisa]

Awww! thankyou bella.

jem

[Jemisa]

I love it Mrs C "Jems Gems" I can almost see it up in lights.

Thankyou too. x

jem

[mrs.chappie]

<thumbs up>

[starone]

It made me laugh, so there!

[Jemisa]

i'm glad starbi

jem

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Best I've heard in ages, very funny.